Professors' Pet Peeves

Hey students, ever wonder about your professors' pet peeves? Now you know! You're welcome! 

Read it. 
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May I suggest: "What important things did I miss?" 
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Yeah, I know you're stalling. Get me the paper. 
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In the olden days, correspondence began with "Dear Professor," but I'll take just "Professor" or "Hi Professor." 

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Eat your academic fiber. Stay regular. 
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And I don't even teach economics. 

Enough said. Actually, too much said. By you. 
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Lifelong learner? More like lifelong teacher! 
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#Calvinistprofessorproblems

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I'm trying to find your motivation point. And obviously failing.
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Christian college professors. The original Jesus jukers.

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No, I am not entertained. 
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Priorities, priorities. 
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And last but certainly not least...

Don't give in to the dark side.